Nidz gone Nuts

Beware! Listed here are some of the deadly viruses.

Ellen Degeneres virus.....Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Titanic virus.....Makes your whole computer go down

Disney virus.....Everything in the computer goes Goofy

Mike Tyson virus.....Quits after one byte

Tim Allen virus.....Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive

Saddam Hussein virus.....Won't let you into any of your programs

Tonya Harding virus.....Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons

Joey Buttafuoco virus.....Only attacks minor files

X-files virus.....All your Icons start shape-shifting

Ronald Reagan virus.....Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus.....Deletes your old files

posted by Nite Rider @ 3:15 PM